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Conversations With Riley #28: Ooooooooooo

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Boo!

<Silence>

Me: It’s really quiet tonight

<Silence>

Me: Riley?

<Ghostly sounds>

Me: You’re making echoes in the bathroom again, aren’t you?
Riley: Maybe

 

Conversations with Riley #27: Warm Spots Chase The Goblins Away

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It’s comfy

Me: <stretch> I’m going to get some water

–30 seconds later–

Riley: Hi
Me: You took my spot
Riley: I heard a thing and I got scared and it’s getting cold outside and you’re spot is warm and I knew you’d give me hugs and kisses and do I have to move I like it here and I love you so much can I have a hug and kiss?
Me: Yes.

Conversations with Riley #26: Socks, How I Missed Thee

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Like it says… Socks

Me: Ooof! It feels good to get my shoes and socks off!
Riley: Did you say… socks?!
Me: Yes, um… why?
Riley: <dive bombs my socks face first, then proceeds push her face against the floor using my socks as a cushion> They smell good! They smell like you!

Conversations with Riley #24: Sirens in the Night

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Be safe

<Siren in the distance>

Riley: Did you hear that?
Me: Yes, hope everyone is alright

<Siren passing on our street>

Riley: Rwwwwwoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr!

<Siren fades>

Riley: Be well, my friends

Conversations with Riley #21: Vacuum Shenanigans

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RRRRR!

Me: <vacuums>
Riley: Whatcha doin’?
Me: Vacuuming – it makes the place cleaner.

–Later–

Riley: licks kennel floor
Me: whatcha doin’?
Riley: Vacuuming! See, I even sound like you! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Conversations with Riley # 19: All You Need Is Love

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Courtesy “Life With Dogs”

<Riley puts her paw on my leg to get my attention>

Me: I’m already petting you – did you want something else?
Riley: Nope – I’m just petting you too.
Me: … I love you too Riley.

Conversations with Riley # 18: There Be Doors

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Brrr

Me: Do you want a piece of ice?
Riley: Do I! <slam>
Me: There’s a door there
Riley: Ow.

On Puppy Love

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Josh Billings

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

Josh Billings

In Which Freedom is a Right

I’m just going to put this here. This will touch your soul. I am speechless after watching this video, truly.

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Conversations with Riley # 17: Decaf Only, Please

 

abortion-clipart-coffee-free-clip-artRiley: I can’t sit still I haven’t seen you all day pet me pet me pet me I haven’t seen you all day
Me: No more coffee when I’m gone, please.
<Riley tackles me>
Riley: I loooooooove you!