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Quote of the Day 27-Oct-2014: On Halloween Confusion

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Courtesy gameshows.wikia.com

“Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat.’ ‘No thank you.'”

Conversations with Riley #26: Socks, How I Missed Thee

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Like it says… Socks

Me: Ooof! It feels good to get my shoes and socks off!
Riley: Did you say… socks?!
Me: Yes, um… why?
Riley: <dive bombs my socks face first, then proceeds push her face against the floor using my socks as a cushion> They smell good! They smell like you!

Conversations with Riley #23: Tail Music

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Puppy Music

Me: <singing> I wake up in the morning and raise my weary head
Riley: <Grin!!!! Jump!!!!>
Me: <singing> Had an old coat for a pillow and the earth was last night’s bed

<Guitar strum>

Me: ?
Riley: I always wanted to play for Snoopy and Woodstock’s All Pet Revue

<Tag wail, guitar strum>

Me: <singing> I don’t know where I”m goin’, only God knows where I’ve been…

 

Conversations with Riley #22: Sleep Growling

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Courtesy Tri-102.5

Me: Hey – since it’s such a lazy day I’m going to take a nap.
Riley: Ok! I like naps!

<I fall asleep and wake up an hour later>

Me: Um Riley…? Why am I buried in your toys?
Rile: You were growling – I thought they’d make you happy.