The conversation is really interesting, or would be if you cared. She had a blind date last night; he brought his pet ferret named Steve. Steve, you learn, is missing his back paw – fishing accident, or so the story goes. The poor ferret now has difficulty reaching up in his cage to push the button to release the treat. She fell in love with Steve last night, she says.
Tag Archives: humor
Conversations with Riley #29: Puppy Fun

Me: Aw that poor puppy has to walk
Riley: And we are riding! In the car!
Me: To the vet
Riley: Sonova…
Conversations With Riley #28: Ooooooooooo
Conversations with Riley #27: Warm Spots Chase The Goblins Away

Me: <stretch> I’m going to get some water
–30 seconds later–
Riley: Hi
Me: You took my spot
Riley: I heard a thing and I got scared and it’s getting cold outside and you’re spot is warm and I knew you’d give me hugs and kisses and do I have to move I like it here and I love you so much can I have a hug and kiss?
Me: Yes.
Quote of the Day 27-Oct-2014: On Halloween Confusion
Conversations with Riley #26: Socks, How I Missed Thee
Conversations with Riley #25: Books and Snacks

Me: Ah! It feels good to sit down and take my shoes off!
Riley: <sits at attention, looking me in the eye> Hello sir
Me: Hmm… very formal
<Riley rests a paw on my knee>
Riley: Sir it’s been a long and quiet day and even though I’ve been bored I was a good girl and didn’t get into anything I shouldn’t or even eat one of those tasty morsels I love so well.
Me: And by tasty morself you mean… a book, don’t you?
Riley: Mmmmmmm book…
Me: Riley, did you eat a book?
Riley: I love you
Conversations with Riley #24: Sirens in the Night
Conversations with Riley #23: Tail Music

Me: <singing> I wake up in the morning and raise my weary head
Riley: <Grin!!!! Jump!!!!>
Me: <singing> Had an old coat for a pillow and the earth was last night’s bed
<Guitar strum>
Me: ?
Riley: I always wanted to play for Snoopy and Woodstock’s All Pet Revue
<Tag wail, guitar strum>
Me: <singing> I don’t know where I”m goin’, only God knows where I’ve been…