Riley: Ooooo treats with legs! They’re tasty! … They’re on my face they’re on my face get them off get them off!
Me: We don’t eat the ants, Riley.
Riley: Ooooo treats with legs!
Me: <facepalm>
Category Archives: Conversations with Riley
Riley is my puppy, and she has a lot to say about the world and our society. “Conversations with Riley” is a series of posts that chronicle a small snippet of the deep philosophical conversations that we share. Please be sure to click the name of each post to view the entire story.
Conversations with Riley # 2: Clouds are Vicious
Riley: BARK! I mean.. Whoa!!! <run jump run jump> I saw a thing!
Me: Good girl. Thanks for chasing away the cloud.
Conversations with Riley # 1: Puppies in Flight
Riley is my puppy, and she has a lot to say about the world and our society. “Conversations with Riley” is a series of posts that chronicle a small snippet of the deep philosophical conversations that we share.
Me: Oh pigeons!
Riley: <looks at me, looks at pigeons, pigeons fly away, looks at me> I want to fly!
Me: Me too, Riley, me too…

